Heaven

Heaven is when you change your printer’s ink cartridge.

“Take that, stupid printer.

How do you like NOT flashing an annoying message?

Feels awesome, doesn’t it?”

It definitely does for me!

Heaven is when you print out a paper.

“Wow, fresh black ink.

You sure are fine

How’d you like to go out sometime?”

I never knew shiny ink could be so tantalizing.

Heaven is when you hand it in

the black on white, contrasting

against each other, against skin.